Nude and covered in crap is no way to go through life, son. (Source: AP via Fark.com)

Argument with ex over jewelry leads to world's smallest fish fry (Source: Yahoo)

Back in private grade school, we were once asked to fill out staff evaluation forms. Some friends and I decided to choose a random faculty member and give him a terrible rating. Next fall, guess who wasn't working there? TNL

Woman misses flight, then calmly and rationally assesses travel alternatives. (Source: YouTube)

Our 8th grade graduation party was held atop a swanky residential skyscraper downtown. After sneaking some whiskey, I ran out to the stairwell and shat down thirty stories. Why? I wanted to see if it would make it all the way to the ground floor without hitting the handrails. It didn't. TNL

Michigan police officer bakes confiscated pot into brownies, then calls 911. "Time is going by really really really really slow." (Source: Q13 Fox Seattle/Tacoma)

"Sexual Favor Fail": The title says it all. (Source: CollegeHumor.com)

Drunken U.K. thugs pick a fight with the wrong pair of cross-dressing cage fighters. (As luck would have it, every square inch of the UK is under surveillance - so check out the video!) (Source: Daily Mail)

Burglars arrested despite brilliant disguise. (Source: CNN.com)

Truck Driver goes four miles before learning an occupied wheelchair was stuck in his grill. (Source: failblog.org)