Michigan police officer bakes confiscated pot into brownies, then calls 911. "Time is going by really really really really slow." (Source: Q13 Fox Seattle/Tacoma)

Nude and covered in crap is no way to go through life, son. (Source: AP via Fark.com)

Argument with ex over jewelry leads to world's smallest fish fry (Source: Yahoo)

Back in private grade school, we were once asked to fill out staff evaluation forms. Some friends and I decided to choose a random faculty member and give him a terrible rating. Next fall, guess who wasn't working there? TNL

Woman misses flight, then calmly and rationally assesses travel alternatives. (Source: YouTube)

"Sexual Favor Fail": The title says it all. (Source: CollegeHumor.com)

Our 8th grade graduation party was held atop a swanky residential skyscraper downtown. After sneaking some whiskey, I ran out to the stairwell and shat down thirty stories. Why? I wanted to see if it would make it all the way to the ground floor without hitting the handrails. It didn't. TNL

Drunken U.K. thugs pick a fight with the wrong pair of cross-dressing cage fighters. (As luck would have it, every square inch of the UK is under surveillance - so check out the video!) (Source: Daily Mail)

Burglars arrested despite brilliant disguise. (Source: CNN.com)

Truck Driver goes four miles before learning an occupied wheelchair was stuck in his grill. (Source: failblog.org)